Holy Crap! I have pooped on 3 continents... No pun intended.

Well I have made it to the undisclosed location in the middle east... Sounds hard core right well not so much... At least not so far. I probably shouldn't speak too soon but oh well.

So again I made it and I told myself that I would try to blog while away to keep everyone updated and so that I have something to look back on in 6 months when I'm at home in my bed with my wife!

The majority of you reading this is probably wondering what it is like over here and well I will tell you. There is three things you need to know about the desert. 1) IT'S HOT AS PISS 2) IT'S SUNNY AS SHIT and last but not least IT'S STILL HOT AS PISS. I'm sorry that I haven't been here long enough to give you more than that but even if something crazy like hanging out with a general who works in the pentagon happened I'm not sure I could bring myself to tell you anything but how hot it is lol.

Seriously though I don't think it is going to be half bad over here. It may be hot but all in all being here is not even close to the worst thing I could be doing. I am actually very grateful for the opportunity to come over here and do a job that I love. Besides as long as I have good shades and sunblock the heat is the least of my worries.

It certainly helps that I have amazing friends and family back home that love and support me everyday and never let me forget it. I am truly blessed and I'm not sure what I would do if I didn't have the support I have at home. I love you Melissa and everyone else, you all know who you are. A special shout out does go out to everyone who participated in making me that video, I'm sure it will get me through plenty of down days.

Well now I am talking too much but I'm sure you all are wondering why I named this blog, well what I named it lol. I hope this doesn't offend anyone but if you are reading this you probably know me pretty well and you are laughing right now. But the title is just what it says and I have now pooped on three continents. This excites me and I'm not sure why, maybe it's strange... Maybe I'm strange, literally. No pun intended there either lol. But I thought you all should know this.

Well the jet lag is really getting to me and I start working tomorrow. Hopefully I have caused a few laughs from half way around the world and you will stay tuned as I set off on this adventure of a lifetime.